I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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