I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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