"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
