That's intense
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
You made out with two different species that night
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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