Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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