so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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