I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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