that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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