I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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