i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I think a kid would responsible me up
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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