Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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