Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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