My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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