See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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