BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
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Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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