Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
