What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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