actually, I'm a sock model
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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