Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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