he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I love having hate sex.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
He did a backflip because drugs
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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