peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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