so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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