We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
There r osticjed everywhere
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This couple is walking their pig around campus
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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