This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
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Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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