Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
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The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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