at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
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