I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
why is half of my head shaved?
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