i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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