Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Randomize
