she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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