yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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