Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
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I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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