I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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