Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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