Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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