You just made me feel so damn special
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
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He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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