i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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