you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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