Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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