my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
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I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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