i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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