I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
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Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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