I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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