You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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