The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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