i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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