Joe is yelling at the trees again.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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