Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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