ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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