All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
My life is pants optional.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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