you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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