if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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